Take your Gakkai pills and put your juzu on

"Oh Ya! I am so glad that I facilitated you getting that out so quickly and so well!!!” — Thomas Pass the Doobie, disciple of Daisaku Ikeda

To the Toon of David Bowie's Space Oddity.... 

Mind control to major Tom 

Mind control to major Tom 

Take your Gakkai pills and put your juzu on 

(Ten) mind control (Nine) to major Tom (Eight) 

(Seven, Six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four) 

(Three, Two) Check faith (One) and may Ikeda’s (Blastoff) love be with you 

This is mind control to major Tom, you’ve really made our day 

And Ikeda wants to praise the shirt you wear 

Now it’s time to take a stand if you dare 

This is major Tom to mind control, I’m stepping out the door 

And I’m thinking in a most normal wayyy 

And Ikeda looks very different today 

Here am I floatin’ in the void with feet back on the ground 

Planet earth is blue and it is because of you 

Though I’ve walked ten thousand Gakkai miles, I’m feeling very ill 

And I think Nichiren knows which way to go 

Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows 

Mind control to major Tom, your faith is dead, there’s something wrong 

Can you hear me, major Tom? 

Can you hear me, major Tom? 

Can you hear me, major Tom? 

Can you… 

Here am I sitting in my office, mind clear as the Moon 

Planet earth is blue and its all because of youuu