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Monday, June 29, 2015

Phillip Brett SGI, I support you 100% in your denunciation of the United States and our war on terror and hope you get your wish

Response to SGI member Phillip Brett.

How could anyone side with the United States in the worldwide Islamic conflict? We are a deluded war mongering nation led by the devil Obama. They are a peace loving nation led by the good hearted Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and Mullah Omar. Bad, bad Obama! Kind, caring, and compassionate al-Baghdadi. Obama would send his Nazi storm troopers into our houses in the middle of the night, tazer the dog, rape the wife, and take us away to Leavenworth Kansas before beheading us. Al-Baghdadi would send his messengers with flowers and a bottle of non-alcoholic champagne to brighten our day. 911 was a Cheney conspiracy and the eighteen hijackers weren't Saudi and Egyptian nationals, as reported on Fox News but homegrown Iowa wheat farmers recruited by the NSA and CIA. The Islamists who blew up the USS Cole, the trade center, and the nearly two millenium old Buddha statues in Bamiyan are emanations of Kuan Yin Bodhisattva while those angry Jews and Christians in the White House who condemned such acts are devils and Asura demons. 

The Taliban and ISIS would laud us were we to go to the border regions of Pakistan and Syria to convert them to the Lotus Sutra but should we go to Bethesda Maryland or Passaic New Jersey, we would be strung up behind an FBI SUV and dragged all the way to Washington. What a terrible country we live in! Led by those barbaric Jews and Christians who want to burn down our Buddhist halls and temples and forcibly come into our homes to convert us, makes me afraid to venture out of the house. Hopefully the Taliban and ISIS will liberate us the way they did the Iraqis and Afghanis. My wife loves the burqa and prays every day for me to be more forceful with her, refusing to let her speak her mind or put on lipstick.

The Q'uran is the most peaceful book on earth. It is most tolerant and most merciful promoting the absolute dignity of human life. Forget those one or two [hundred] passages that support and sustain those who advocate the killing of infidels, heck, the modern Christians are killing heathens all over Europe and the Far East, thanks to their viscious interpretation of the Bible.

I welcome not having free speech because I want to even the playing field with the Soka Gakkai and my forceful practice of the Lotus Sutra is getting old. We need Sharia so, the next time we overlook a source of income, we can have our hands cut off by the IRS rather than some late fees and penalties. I had always wanted to stone my daughter to death for dating an SGI member. Better she date a good fellow from the Nation of Islam. Soon I may finally be able to kill her and get away with it.

In conclusion Phillip SGI, I support you 100% in your denunciation of the United States and our war on terror and hope you get your wish.

2 comments:

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  2. Is that one of his 72 virgins?

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