SGI is an organization most deserving of ridicule and (sorry if I have always appeared to be dismissive, but that's how I treat most things I deem as bullshit) scorn. I thought maybe I should serve a little bad entertainment by adding my own commentary to a recent comment by Nichijew. I can't help myself. It's almost as if a man had discovered gold I will also add my commentary I only hope this reaches the SGI members who happens to parade here keeping tabs on our comments:
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Nichijew
Tariq Hassan: We just got back from Japan receiving guidance and meeting Sensei. Though it was a hard time with the loss of the LDP and Komeito, Sensei was in high spirits. He gave us tremendous guidance, “When you lose you actually win!”.
Most malevolent guidance for those on the roster for the following: the New England Patriots, John McCain or all of the runner ups to the Miss America pageant. Now let's all get some ice cream...
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So very important, the unity of mentor and disciple as we walk along side our mentor. Sensei said to his Japanese leaders, “please learn from America the spirit of oneness of mentor and disciple”. We met Hiromasa Ikeda and Vice President Hasagawa who said: “facing times of change, how much greater the mission of America. With ever deeper faith in the oneness of mentor and disciple we will protect sensei.”
Are they shakabuku'ing members of congress?
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Again, as disciples of President Ikeda let us joyfully advance. We make the mentor proud when we unite wholeheartedly with him. With the Mentor we will always win.
"If your saved and you know it, clap your hands..." Oops, wrong religion (I always get this mentor and Jesus thing confused)
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Sensei’s guidance was on the importance of statistics and statistics department. I am the head of the statistics department though I didn’t volunteer for this job (joke). There will be monthly statistics meetings for the districts. New form to remove someone from the SGI statistics roll. I will be happy to assist the SGI in doing statistics. In Japan, it takes six months before someone is removed from statistical rolls, signature of district and chapter chief required.
Thank you Tariq Hassan for that clarification - Now I think of it Jesus, Shakyamuni, nor Nichiren had no concern for statistics.
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Linda Johnson:Chant to live up to the mentor. Learn from President Ikeda. He gets this Buddhism.
And I don't get this Buddhism!...That's right, SGI just mostly make stuff up, henceforth the term "this Buddhism"
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He has never lost. To manifest your capacity…vital to study Sensei. Send out only Sensei’s encouragment on the internet not your own.
YOU HEARD THE WOMAN!!!!! Someone has to invent the WHAT WOULD MENTOR DO? internet meme and bumper sticker. It should spread like wildfire throughout Reddit, Icancheezeburger. Plaster it throughout the Buddhasphere. It should be mandatory that Fraught With Peril and the Kempon Hokke blog be plastered with it.
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Lets learn from the best. Home visit every member. It is the time to teach them about Sensei and how to win. “Bless her” (Kitty Shapiro who helped her when she was a new member) "hallelujah" [yes, she said hallelujah]. Chant to let me win. (shouldn’t she have said, chant to let me lose which is actually to win?).
So who chants to lose?
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Challenge ourselves to care about the members winning. Never leave a home visit without impressing on that person the oneness of mentor of disciple.
"...If your saved and you know it, then your life will surely show it, If your saved and you know it..." Damn! wrong religion (again)
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This is the eternal formula we must get and teach. To insure through our care that every single member always tap unlimited potential and win we must practice with the spirit of mentor and disciple. Change our lives, the lives of our family, and this country.
WTF is an eternal formula? Nevermind, don't want to know...Linda Johnson has to be SGI's answer to Joe Biden.
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Next, young mens’s division leader Nathan Gauer: Who will uphold Sensei’s legacy? 50th anniversary of his visit to America in July. Culture festivals. Sensei determined to spend the remaining part of his life in America, the country he loves best.
Doesn't Nathan make it sound like he's a bastard baby and Sensei walked out on him with the lame "I'm going out for a pack of smokes" excuse. Hopped on a plane to Japan and keep making empty promises of his return?
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Vanissa Shaw national YWD leader, Crest toothpaste girl, actress and Ikeda disciple extroadinaire: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK THE ERA. ROCK THE ERA MEETINGS AND FESTIVALS IN JULY. AMERICA CAPITAL OF MENTOR AND DISCIPLE. “Entire focus, the mentor”. (duh). As Sensei has said always sing a gakkai song during our Rock The Era meetings. Sensei we will create the capital of mentor disciple.
Diasaku FUCKING Ikeda!!!! what the world needs, more festivals. Oh, please forgive me sensei for I have used your name in vain.
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Keith Beeber student division leader: National direction… shakabuku on college campuses. Since July, 15 universities 200 guests and 35 shakabuku. Carry on the spirit of the oneness of mentor and disciple based on the mentors guidance form student groups. Bring joy to Sensei by warmly embracing our leaders.
For as long as I have heard the name SGI, I still haven't quite learned how to "carry the spirit of the oneness of mentor and disciple." Which brings me to my favorite one of all...
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Danny "Fucking" Nagashima (stereotypical asian caricature): HELLO EVERYONE ARE YOU HAPPY? THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
...If your saved and you know it clap your hands...Damn, Daisaku Ikeda! I keep getting it wrong.
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We did 1984 shakabuku in the month of august, the most in twenty years. We have been waiting for this moment for twenty years. The time has come.
IT'S GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oops.
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We have to create AMERICA WITH YOUTH DIVISION. I’M THIRTY YEARS OLD. EVERYONE IS YOUTH DIVISION. AS LONG AS WE SEEK SENSEI WE CAN REMAIN YOUNG.
*sigh* We went through this while Christopher Columbus. YOU CAN'T CREATE SOMETHING THAT ALREADY HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED!!!!
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THE KEY TO VICTORY IS STATISTICS. 70 % increase in membership. As a disciple of Daisaku Ikeda,the oneness of mentor and disciple IS THE KEY. We will make exhibits of mentor and disciple. Fifty years since Sensie’s first visit to United States. We are experiencing in America, the great character of Daisaku Ikeda, we are fusing with him.
And with higher statistics comes higher cash revenue. PRAISE SENSEI!!!!
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Something genuine is the oneness of mentor and disciple. What is the Genuine meaning of oneness of mentor and disciple? SEEKING SENSEI (Im getting a freaking migraine -*No your not*). Genuine disciple of sensei is never defeated.
MAY THE POWER OF SENSEI COMPEL YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Set yourselves free of the mental shackles. The key to your salvation is through your relationship with MENTOR and DISCIPLE - Whatever the fuck that is...
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Ever victorious. Always winning. KANSAI NEVER LOST SINCE 1957. With your bond with sensei you will be ever victorius, EVER VICTORIOS WITH SENSEI, with sensei.
...And we'll be serving Kool-Aid and cookies in lobby.
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YOU BODHISATTVAS TO CREATE EVER VICTORIOUS AMERICA. HOW MUCH CAN WE CREATE THIS KANSAI. KANSAI NEVER LOST SINCE 1957.
Well, the Democrats are always open to bribes...
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Orlando Cepeda joke and then 7 points of victory for Kansai. Oneness of mentor and disciple, repeating it again several times. SHOUTING AGAIN: READING (5 minutes of)GOSHO AND (2 hours of) SENSEI’S GUIDANCE; UNITY; FIGHT AGAINST INJUSTICE (unless it's SGI who is administering it) LIGHTENING SPEED IN COMMUNICATIONS AND GUIDANCE; ACTION ACTION ACTION; ALWAYS (CHEAT TO) WIN; Last one I didn’t get(BECOME A LION?) BASED ON ONENESS OF MENTOR AND DISCIPLE.
I would prefer to become a tiger.
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Comment: Platitudes upon platitudes.
Yes, yes...
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Protect Sensei? The guy’s already got dozens of body guards who will take a bullet for his old self but they want you to protect him all the way from New Jersey. The cult speaks and sometimes SCREAMS!
Nichijew
Somewhere along the line. A website should be created entitled "SGI Leaders Say the Darnest Things
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