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Thursday, December 25, 2014

The true story of the demolition of the Sho Hondo or "Nikken had a vasectomy"

SGI claimed Nikken had a vasectomy so he wouldn't impregnate geishas [true, not satire]. 

A Nichiren Shoshu member responds: "Please prove that 'Nikken has had his sperm duct cut because he screws so many hookers' - you defended the Stanley sites as purveying the truth - prove it !" 

My response: 
Well, when Nikken summoned me to Taisekaji for a prescription of Viagra, I couldn't help notice these tiny incision scars on each side of his scrotum. I asked him, "Hey Nik, what are those scars for?". He replied, "doc, I just love hookers and Mrs. Abe told me, "you better be careful because if you get one of those geishas pregnant your jewels will turn to rocks."

Nikken then began to speak about the Sho Hondo, "I always listen to my wife. She said the Sho-Hondo clashed with her pretty powder blue french curtains she bought for seventeen million yen when she went with me on my European shopp.... I mean guidance tour. She then gave me the best shumagooza of my life and I couldn't turn down her request to get rid of that ugly behemoth..."

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