Ages ago the World Phibune carried this parody of a Domei-priest***
style report....
"Several members have been asking about the rumor that has been
circulating concerning the destruction of more sincere SGI member
offerings by Nikken.
After months of surveillance of the Nikken sect by our sincere
Priesthood Issue Committee members, their reports confirmed the
worst - Nikken has ordered the heartless chopping down of millions of
precious blades of grass in his diabolical new "Operation "M" (Mow
the bastards down).
The youthful, robust blades of grass were slaughtered in their prime
by Nikken's new invention- a machine he calls "the lawn mower"
whose sole purpose is to destroy plant life and pollute the Earth.
Reports from atop the Priesthood Committee's human pyramid indicate
that Nikken even performed the "opening of the eyes" ceremony on
the contraption.
The verges trimmed contained many blades of grass initially donated
by millions of sincere Soka Gakkai members. Several species of
insects were also destroyed by Nikken's rage.
"This is a real slap in the face for many of us who contributed to
the Kosen Renoir fund in the 80's" said a Domei Priest as he stood
atop the human pyramid with his binoculars as the massacre unfolded
before his teary eyes. He and others have sent a letter of
remonstration to the temple demanding a full refund of the money
spent on the slain plants-- but Nikken refuses to respond.
After several minutes of slashing the Buddha's children's offerings,
several of Nikken's priests cursed the injustice and threw down their
beads in disguist.
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