A young man and new member heard Danny Nagashima shouting, "ISN"T THAT GREAT" and "DON"T YOU THINK SO", as he concluded a lecture on the Human Revolution. The young man goes up to him and asks him why he's shouting. Danny teaches the young man that that is part of one's human revolution, bringing out enthusiasm and passion.
Several weeks later, Danny sees the young man who looks dejected. "What's wrong young man? Don't you remember the discussion we had about enthusiasm and passion?"
The young man replied, "I BEGAN SHOUTING WITH PASSION AND ENTHUSIASM AT WORK AND MY BOSS SAID WE LOST FOUR OF OUR BIGGEST CLIENTS BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY, SO MY BOSS FIRED ME."
The young man replied, "I BEGAN SHOUTING WITH PASSION AND ENTHUSIASM AT WORK AND MY BOSS SAID WE LOST FOUR OF OUR BIGGEST CLIENTS BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY, SO MY BOSS FIRED ME."
Danny rabidly spitting all over the young man: "CONGRATULATIONS!!! JUST AS I TOLD YOU. NOW YOU CAN REALLY DO YOUR HUMAN REVOLUTION!!! YOU WILL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO CLEAN PRESIDENT IKEDA'S TOILET AND LEARN FROM THE OTHER UNEMPLO..., I MEAN SINCERE YMD LEADERS. YOU CAN EVEN GO INTO THE PROJECTS AND SUPPORT THE DISTRICT LIKE STAN ZIR WHO WAS STABBED IN THE CHEST FOR SENSEI!!!
Young man: "WILL YOU COME WITH ME?"
Danny: "NO YOUNG MAN. I HAVE A MISSION THAT ONLY I CAN FULFILL AND YOU HAVE YOURS.
Young man: THANK YOU VERY MUCCCHHH!!! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
The Rogow Cult is driven by petty jealousy! You must apologize to Sensei Ikeda immediately!
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