When you squeeze it, it whispers cult, a satire, sort of

Someone somewhere and in some well traveled public space stated, "When I was a leader in SGI, I saw Ikeda on a player piano pretending to play a song." The next day on you tube there were six videos of Ikeda playing chopsticks on the piano and three hundred comments about how great Sensei plays the piano. When you squeeze it, it whispers cult.